trips to safeway

are fun with my roommate, ilysia.
the johnny rockets was no good to me. but i love how embarrassing ilysia is. it makes safeway trips bearable. who else would ask me questions like,

This is a weird question but, would you ever consider donating your eggs? Like the give hundreds of dollars per egg.

What. the hell? haha. after discussing dibsing of your eggs for insurance sake, of course i quip back,

that's like committing abortion. 150,000 times!

its ok, ilys, i have my moments. like when i speak jibberjabber about the reader board thats apparently fascinating and you respond with, "what just came out your mouth?" Me: "I don't know, spit........... Wait. What are you asking me? Ok, for the record normal humans ask, "what did you just say" versus "what came out of your mouth." so yeah. fuck you.

Steven's Court K 304 - Thanksgiving Dinner. Menu? amazingness. jello cake? yes, please. pumpkin cookies? uh check. the shits later? most likely.